Wisdom from the Spurrierverse

Si Spurrier has a way with words, that's why he's a writer. But these two blog-thoughts in particular grabbed my attention today.

Universal law of Novel-writing: If you had a productive day yesterday and are feeling Ahead Of The Game, today will suck badgerxxxxx*.

Amen to that, brother!

And then there's this...

Only 39% of Americans believe in evolution. That means that out of every 5 people, God deliberately designed 3 to be xxxxing* idiots.

* All prudish censorship carried out by the editor of this blog, i.e. me.