Now I've started, I just can't stop...

When I input the text of Stormslayer into the I Write Like site I got the following astounding result...

I write like
William Shakespeare

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... as did Howl of the Werewolf.

The novella Conqueror Worm gave me this...

I write like
Charles Dickens

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While The Horror of Howling Hill produced this...

I write like
H. P. Lovecraft

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Tomorrow night is the launch of 33 which features my short story I Love Richmond. It's something a little different to the usual stuff I write, and the 'I Write Like'-bot seemed to think so too...

I write like
H. G. Wells

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Now, how to fit all this into a usable tag-line for the back of my next book:

'Jonathan Green - writes like the bastard love-child of James Joyce, William Shakespeare, Charles Dickens and H. P. Lovecraft!'

Hmm... needs some work...

I Write Like...

Well, not me, apparently.

I went to this website and entered the text of my latest Pax Britannia novel Blood Royal and was told that...

I write like
Mario Puzo

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However, when I entered the text of Night of the Necromancer, I received this response...

I write like
James Joyce

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When I entered the text of my most recent non-fiction book Scottish Miscellany, I got this...

I write like
James Joyce

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... again, but my short story White Rabbit (which appears in Blood Royal) produced this...

I write like
H. P. Lovecraft

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Now how cool is that?

Bizarrely, the text for my next Black Library Warhammer 40K short story resulted in this...

I write like
P. G. Wodehouse

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Who'd've thought it?

The less said about my last published 40K short The Relic, the better...

I write like
Dan Brown

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Scottish Miscellany - Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Scotland the Brave

Watch the new promotional video for Scottish Miscellany - Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Scotland the Brave, here at the dedicated Scottish Miscellany blog.

C L Werner on the BL blog

Me old mucker Clint Werner's guest blogging on the Black Library website at the moment, talking about being the go-to guy for the villains and about his burgeoning Grey Seer Thanquol series.

You can check it out for yourself here (and you really should).

Piano Stairs

If you've not seen this before, you're in for a treat.



Have a nice day!